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[angrycrabnoises]

TO WHICHEVER COMPLETE IGNORAMUSES THOUGHT THEY’D TRY THEIR ALREADY ROTTEN LUCK IN CONTACTING ME, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE JUST REACHED THE MOST HEINOUS ASSHOLE ON A SHIP ENTIRELY FULL OF HEINOUS ASSHOLES.

YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH PRESENT KARKAT, BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY WE ONLY GET ONE APPLICATION ON HERE AND IT ISN’T TROLLIAN. SO IF YOU WANT TO JUSTIFIABLY YELL AT PAST KARKAT FOR WHATEVER DIPSHIT MISTAKES HE’S ABOUT TO PULL, OR IF YOU WANT FUTURE KARKAT’S VAGUE MUMBLINGS IMPLYING HORRIBLE SHIT THAT HASN’T HAPPENED YET BUT HE CAN NEVER BE BOTHERED TO TELL YOU HOW TO ACTUALLY STOP IT, THEN SORRY, I’LL JUST HAVE TO PASS THE BIG MIDDLE FINGER ALONG TO THEM FOR YOU.

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[angrycrabnoises]

CG: OH, YOU WERE GONNA DRAW ME A PICTURE?
CG: WOW, THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!
CG: I SURE DO REGRET TURNING DOWN YOUR SUPER FUN AND DEFINITELY NOT OMINOUS NOOSE GAME HUNG THREATENINGLY ON MY WALL AFTER MY RECENT DEMISE!
CG: HERE, I’LL DRAW YOU A PICTURE OF MY OWN, TO MAKE UP FOR IT!

[There is a crudely drawn picture of a nubby horned troll holding up a middle finger while taking a dump.]

[stairwellshadow]

you've already been told before not to be so vulgar.
swearing at people isn't going to make you many friends.
strike two.

[And just when Karkat picks up the note, there's the sound of wood splintering and groaning. If he checks the door, two large gashes have been left in the front.]

[angrycrabnoises]

[“WHAT THE FUCK?!?” can be heard from inside the cabin as Karkat picks up the note. Then, as the door is gashed, a breathy “WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK” repeats with increased panic.

Karkat freezes for a few moments until he is certain he can’t hear movement outside. He’s starting to hyperventilate again with fear. This has gone too far this time, and he definitely thinks he knows who’s responsible.

He slams the door open, equips his sickles, and storms down the hallway, checking around him in case of attack.]